Ten Ways not to “Blow It” when you want to impress your date with a Joke Gift…
If you have been dating for a while and you seem to be soul mates, pulling pranks on each other can be a lot of fun. Many of these pranks could become a catastrophe, however if you misunderstood each other’s sense of humor or don’t know one another well enough yet.
10) Fake tattoo sleeves – they’ll only work once, the first time she or he sees you with your jacket off. They work best in a dimly lit room, fancy restaurant, movie theater or night-time beach date. Take your jacket off after you get her/him to talk about how much they hate tattoos!
9) Polly the insulting parrot – set her up next to your front door, when your honey comes knocking, the action operated bird will squawk out some pretty racy language.
8) The sour “toothbruth” trick – dilute a few sour warheads in a small amount of water, soak your girl or boyfriend’s toothbrush in it, then put it back exactly the way they left it.
7) Cookie Gag – take the filling out of a dozen or so Oreos and replace with toothpaste, put the cookies back into the package carefully. So the rows in front have the trick treats.
6) Juice Gag – refill your empty juice bottles with plain water and food coloring to make it look like grape or orange juice. Let your date serve themselves, and watch the looks of disbelief.
5) Your can bring your partner into the prank with you. Purchase some assorted type prank lottery tickets. They are all winners. While sitting with friends, take one out and rub the scratch off. Your can act nervous, secretive, even nuttier, then show it to your date, and let her perform a bit. Before you know it you’ll have everyone begging you to show it to them…
4) Why is everyone laughing? What did you do? It may take a while for your babe to catch on that the laughter happens each time he/she lifts the cup for a drink.
3) Pranks that work with a group are really fun. Order some kind of prank candy online. There’s the kind that tastes good but turns everyone’s mouth dark blue. There are flavor candies that taste like onions, garlic, fart flavor, and even smelly feet.
2) Fake parking tickets – there are some many ways you and your date can come up with to use these. They come in a pack of five, so you can put them on a bunch of friend’s cars when they come to dinner. You can walk in all upset that you got a parking ticket in front of your date’s parent’s house and rip it up in front of them.
1) It’s the fake pregnancy test that’s always positive. It may be a toss-up as to what’s the funniest part of the joke is his reaction to the pregnancy test, – or his reaction when he finds out you were only fooling.
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